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‘It's all gravy!'

Did you ever get into trouble at
school and, if so, why? Always. if so, why?
school and,
Smoking in toilets or taking the blame
Smoking in toilets or taking the blame
for other people in the toilets. Full on
for other people in the toilets. Full on
protagonist. And funnily enough for
protagonist. And funnily enough for
never doing homework on time,
never doing homework on time,
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which is weird because now I
which is weird because now I
work in a deadline job.
work in a deadline job.
Which one record and book would you
Which one record and book would you
take to a desert island? Arctic Monkeys’
take to a desert island?
Mardybum because I sing it to my
Mardybum because I sing it to my

boyfriend and it drives him nuts. And if
boyfriend and it drives him nuts. And if What did you spend your first pay
I’m allowed a book collection it would
I’m allowed a book collection it would cheque on? Partying. Even though
be Harry Potter books because they’re
be Harry Potter books because they’re I was only 16, everyone was older
so re-readable, they’re a good comfort than me so they’d sneak me into
Enough said... and escape. nightclubs after work.
Do you have any hobbies? I’m in the
process of writing a dark comedy, and

Choose five words I have a genuine interest in alcohol –
that describe I like going to vineyards, on brewery
yourself Advocate; tours at distilleries. I’m also a massive
lively; control-freak; foodie. Whenever I have spare cash it
focused; fun. gets spent on really expensive meals out.
I also like a bit of canoeing.
How many times a
year do you take a What was the best piece of advice you
holiday and what have been given? Don’t be the moth, be
is your favourite the fl ame.
destination?
Realistically I’m
lucky to get one.
Miss Clifton...
But in an ideal Miss Clifton...
Headmaster's
world I’d have four: Headmaster's
office NOW!
Valladolid, Spain, office NOW!
is my go to as a
childhood friend
lives there. I also do
a staycation most
years in Durham.
Otherwise I’d like fangandfur.co.nz
to do a city break
somewhere different each year as well
as a chilled luxury holiday sipping pina I'm the firestarter!
colada on the beach.
If you could be anyone (living or Youtube.com
Which single possession would you

rescue if your house caught fire? dead, fictional, or real) who
My cats. would it be? God. Does that ON THE SPOT
make me sound like a narcissist? ∆ Lager or cocktail - Depends on the day
Latest
Latest ∆ Tennis or yoga - Yoga
∆ Cash or credit card - Cash
headwear
headwear
fashion? ∆ Early bird or night owl - Night owl
fashion?
∆ City break or country walk - City break
∆ Dog or cat - Cat
∆ Caribbean or Cornwall - Depends on the time of year
∆ Game of Thrones or Bridgerton - Game of Thrones
∆ Curry or pizza - Pizza

oldtownwatercraft.johnsonoutdoors.com ∆ Beyoncé or Adele - Adele
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